an exchange

a wife sends her husband a text:

i've just been refused at costco.

he responds:

nice

{20 minutes later}

did they arrest you?

i wish.

wish they would have frisked you?

no. taken me away. to a quite cell. where someone else will do my laundry and make me dinner.

you would have to become a lesbian.

nah. i think they allow sex visits.

yeah.  from the perv cop that .....

you seem jealous.  i like it.

xoxo