hormonal itching

does the title make you nervous?

it does me.

i have an itch. an annoying itch that i'm trying to ignore. it is inconvenient, unplanned and relentless. it all started one day when this little person turned and wobbled away from me.


he is the best. have i told you this before? he is the best but he's making me itch. my reproductive system is screaming at me.

do you know that i complain often about how difficult i find motherhood to be? do you know that i really dislike being pregnant? do you know that our financial situation is less than stable right now? do you know i sold ALL of our baby stuff and all of my maternity stuff at a recent yard sale? do you know my husband would KILL ME!?

what is happening to me? i think i'm crazy. there has got to be some sort of topical ointment to take the edge off.

i'm going to ignore this itch but as long as he's around yelling "mam!" from the other room and wanting to snuggle, it's going to difficult. he's simply the perfect being.


hopefully soon he'll do something really naughty to send me back to reality.

for now, this is our little secret. don't tell anyone i told you.