The Most Obvious Solution ...

Husband has been working long, late hours the past few weeks and tonight he happens to be doing some work across the street at Sissy's dear friends house ....

Sis: "Is dadda going to stay over there forever?

Me: "No, he'll be done soon"

Sis: "If he stays at Berkley's forever than we'll have to buy a new dadda and name him Jacob and shave his hair down ..."